just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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