i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
why is half of my head shaved?
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