Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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