are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Randomize
