we have officially lost it.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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