I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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