Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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