Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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