before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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