i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
send nudes
from the living room?
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