Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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