whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I intend to get homeless drunk
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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