4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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