how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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