No stitches, just platelets and will power
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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