if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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