all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
