I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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