So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize