is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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