Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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