i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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