Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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