The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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