ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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