I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
this just has baby written all over it
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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