I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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