How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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