dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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