Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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