just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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