new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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