Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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