dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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