Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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