Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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