hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
