I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So squirting runs in the family.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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