we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I won the penis lottery.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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