Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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