I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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