ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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