I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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