ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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