awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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