party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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