People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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