We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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