I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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