There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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