try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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