So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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