So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
What a dumb baby whore.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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