guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
dude. I can hear the air.
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