what if I'm pregnant?
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Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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