So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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