ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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