oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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