This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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